Hello. My name is Ian Hornbeck. I work at a newsstand. Due to the continual threats of a
beautiful friend of mine, I've been forced to start a blog about the inane antics of the general populous outside my newsstand. So without further ado, I present to you today's
Newsstand Observation.
(Newsstand Observation) It really makes me wonder what would lead a person to believe that it's socially acceptable to walk around loudly freestyle rapping, with their pants hanging off their ass, while waiting for the bus. Keep your day job; invest in a belt.